lucifersblog: d3florate: psychoprism: yoloween: hail satan rain satan snow satan tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment. You guys are alright.
kirtens: when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the...
br000t: se4h4ven: toxic-ponies: how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active I’m still not socially active I’m not even active
I'M HAVING A BOY.
bendydick-cucumberpatch: raggedydean: when the chemist wanted to become a DJ what did he do? he dropped the base
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
snarg: truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? Was that a fucking pun?
afrogay: worldfamousprofessor: look down your shirt and spell attic a titty i see just one i only see one where did my other boob go
elsenliberator: Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”: You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw Cons: absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw
wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
ectogasmic: YOU KNOW WHOS CUTE??!?!??? *SOULJA BOY VOICE* YOUUU
when I told them I hated myself they told me to write all the words I felt on...– I am more, I am more, I am more (via amandaspoetry)
rsapberry: the-fake-truth: inbecillus: an-idle-teen: inbecillus: I hate myself but I still think I’m better than everybody else I hate people but I’d love to be in a relationship I love food but I don’t want to get fat I want money but dont want a job look it’s my entire life in a post