When I start talking about my obsessions: →
My parents: People at school: My friends: People on tumblr: MY LIFE. More hilarious gifs here!!
awwkbraah: I actually want to marry a doctor so that i can go into his office for a “check up” and he actually examines my with his tools. And by tools, i mean his penis.
damnthatswhatshesaid: Are you from africa ? because african love you. Are you from jamaica ? becuase jamaican me crazy ! Are you from russia ? because you’re-a making my blood russia to my d*ck. Are you japanese ? because i wanna take JAPANESE off. Are you from china ? ‘cause i’m china get your number. Follow Damn! That’s What She Said! for more!
i made a new friend on the plane
l0nely-st0n3r: perfectinsanity-xo: lolsofunny: dis us this us actin crazy smooches to u hataz ewwww y’all ugly dis us sleep of course we cute we black i can’t i really can’t im dead omfg